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It’s not very clear so try this!

We’ve all heard the sayings:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

From your Physics you know that:
Power = Work / Time

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

Substituting, it follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Rearrange and solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

The less you know, the more money you make.

What a sad world we live in!

Can you argue against your parents?

A little philosophical but this one is fun too.

Rene Descartes sits down for lunch at a Parisian restaurant. The waitress asks for his order. He orders a hamburger.

 The waitress inquires, “Would you like fries with that? ” Descartes says, “I think not,” …and instantly disappears.

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

A: Because it’s in the ground state.

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?

 A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks if he can carry his bags, “No thank you,” says the photon ” I don’t have any, I’m travelling light”