It’s not very clear so try this!
We’ve all heard the sayings:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
From your Physics you know that:
Power = Work / Time
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Substituting, it follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Rearrange and solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
The less you know, the more money you make.
What a sad world we live in!
Can you argue against your parents?
A little philosophical but this one is fun too.
Rene Descartes sits down for lunch at a Parisian restaurant. The waitress asks for his order. He orders a hamburger.
The waitress inquires, “Would you like fries with that? ” Descartes says, “I think not,” …and instantly disappears.
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it’s in the ground state.
Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks if he can carry his bags, “No thank you,” says the photon ” I don’t have any, I’m travelling light”